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We’ll give you $1000 if you send us a video of you pelting Ann Coulter with bagels. You’ve got 1 week. Get moving people. Obviously, be gentle and do not hurt her. This is simply a little bit of fun…not malicious.
Sign up here (http://www.bragster.com/signup) and click disagree in order to join the bet. To win the prize you need to be over 18 and have to post your video in the comment section below.
And we’re not paying you to do it, we’re paying for the video. It’s not our responsibility if you get arrested, sued, stalked by right-wing fanatics or if Coulter lights you on fire.
If you were going to do this, what flavor would you use? Poppy seeds would probably really hurt – I’d suggest going with the egg or plain bagel. And aim for the toes or something.
Then again, if, like me, you much prefer to clobber Coulter with words, the Cleveland Jewish News will take your linguistic lobs:
CJN readers wishing to throw “verbal” bagels about Coulter’s remarks can do so by writing to “Bagel Bashing” at editorial@cjn.org or 23880 Commerce Park, Ste. 1, Beachwood 44122.
I’ve done more psychoanalysis of her than I ever thought I would here, here and here. I think all that is enough.
Vessels Sarcasm Alert Scale: 9
By Jill Miller Zimon at 9:26 am October 19th, 2007 in Blogging, Jewish, Religion
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Shalom Jill,
Egg? Plain? Feh!
For a shiksa like Coulter, you need something goyisha like blueberry or cranberry.
Shabbat shalom,
Jeff
OMG – that’s good!
How about a Bloody Mary bagel? Or a Margarita bagel?
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Shalom Jill,
I like the idea of the Margarita bagel. It works with non-kosher salt.
But seriously. Coulter is a comedian. The sooner we treat her like what she is the better off we’ll be. This stunt will just cause righteous indignation in her base and we’ll have christinaists at our doors determined to perfect us.
I prefer to paraphrase Graham Chapman in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: we shall not pay attention to Ann Coulter for she is a silly woman.
Shabbat shalom,
Jeff
Well, yeah – there is that – the silly woman thing. I can just hear Cleese saying it now, or Palin. Maybe in a chorus.
Thanks for the perspective – always helpful.
OK, since we’re being a little funny here, how about head high shots with garlic bagels, which should drive her back in her coffin until the next full moon.
heh heh sometimes I just amuse myself.
you know – I’m going back and forth between having to maybe eventually shutdown comments on this thread because I can JUST imagine how nutty it might get!
I laughed VERY out loud there, Keith. Too much.
Shabbat shalom Jill,
Don’t make me unleash the flying monkeys.
B’shalom,
Jeff
Well – I would never suggest anyone pelt anyone with anything. But I sure do enjoy the images of some of the bagels people come up with, when making suggestions of how it might be done.