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Signs of the rich and fallen


From today’s New York Times Magazine Questions For Joan Rivers by Deborah Solomon:

And how is your daughter, Melissa?
For a mother and daughter we’re amazing. The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

You had a famous rift with her.
Right after my husband’s suicide. Bad rift.

Is it true that you were having liposuction on the day he died?
Yes. Who knew?

That was more than 20 years ago. What is the dating scene like these days?
I just had lunch with an old beau, and it made me very sad.

Because?
I don’t know. We’re all so set in our ways. I love my life, except for losing all that money with Ruth and Bernie. I’m pleading with you, please say, “She lost a bundle with Bernie Madoff.”

Did you?
No, but everybody is walking around now saying that, and that shows that you used to be very rich.

I’m not a huge fan of Joan Rivers but she definitely has made me laugh over the years.  That last line made me laugh in a very unfortunate way.

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By Jill Miller Zimon at 1:01 pm January 4th, 2009 in Crime, Flip, Humor, Scandal 

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