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In quotes because it’s by Andy Borowitz in the New Yorker magazine.
An excerpt:
Shalom, Diary:
I think Rabbi Pearlstein is really pissed at me. Today in Jewish class he was going through the Halakha, which I thought was the Jewish word for Hannah Montana but turns out to be like a whole bunch of boring laws about days of the week and pork and shit, and I was like, “Rabbi P., is there any way you could break this down into a bunch of tweets? I’ll read it on my phone on the way to rehearsal.” He got so mad those curls on the sides of his head started shaking. (I don’t know why he won’t let my stylist snip them off. They’re not a good look for him, K.?) On the plus side, he taught me this awesome Jewish trivia fact: You don’t have to call Jewish people “Jewish people.” It turns out they don’t mind being called plain old “Jews.” LOL.
Weird to know that there are, in fact, some Jews who know even less about Judaism than she already does.
By Jill Miller Zimon at 7:37 am July 20th, 2009 in Humor, Jewish, Media, Religion
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Shalom Jill,
I swear, I plotzed when I read your headline.
Madonna was bad enough.
B’shalom,
Jeff
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